Tag Archive for Tucker Carlson

Moonlite Bunny Ranch Brothel Backs Ron Paul for President

Progressive radio host Thom Hartman defines Libertarians as “conservatives who want to smoke pot and patronize prostitutes” without being arrested.  And Republican/Liberatarian presidential candidate Ron Paul sports a new endorsement that fits this definition.  Crazy Uncle Ron, whom the joke goes puts the “Aryan” in Libertarian, has secured the endorsement of the working girls of…

Tom DeLay Joins the Cast of “Dancing with the Stars”

Well, now Tucker Carlson is no longer the crappiest contestant on “Dancing with the Stars.” Former GOP House majority leader Tom DeLay, the poster by for abusive excessiveness during the Bush years, is slotted to be a contestant on the popular TV program, “Dancing with the Stars.”  I pity “Drunky McPukeshoes” partner (it’s a long…