Tag Archive for Larry Craig

Sanford and Ensign Blame Affairs On Gay Marriage

Washington, DC/Columbia, SC — In a joint statement from their respective offices Nevada Senator John Ensign and South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford have announced that their acts of infidelity are directly related to the growing acceptance of same-sex marriage in the United States. “In 2006 I supported a Constitutional Amendment to ban gay marriage because I believed that…

Sex Scandal Stars Cosponsor “Defense of Marriage” Amendment

David Vitter, Republican Senator from Louisiana and customer of whores (actual whores, not just people who trade non-sexual favors for money), and Larry Craig, Republican Senator from Idaho and renowned bathroom tap dancer, are among 8 cosponsors of a proposed Constitutional amendment declaring that marriage shall consist only of the union of a man and…

Be a Summer Intern for Senator Larry Craig

HT: Wonkette and my friend Paula B who emailed it to me before I saw it there. I kid you not. See the news release about the opportunity here. http://craig.senate.gov/internships.cfm Might want to add “must have a wide stance” under qualifications.  Notice his patriotric Flag lapel pin in his booking photo.

Liberal Media Bias?

There’s a new study out by Harvard that has conservatives up in arms about renewed Liberal Media Bias.  The data points to current coverage and suggests that Democrats are getting more positive press coverage than Republicans.  With all the corruption scandals, Larry Craig, and ongoing war coverage, just what do reporters have to say about…

Craig blames press for his plea

Okay, I know we have devoted a great deal of space to the matter of Senator Larry Craig and his alleged search for a sexual encounter in an airport men’s room.  Unfortunately, this story just won’t go away.  So I’m just going to have to join Senator Craig and blame “the press” for our continued coverage of…