One of our favorite sites, Wonkette.com, takes a huge bite out of Congressman Dana Rohrabacher’s backside over his recent meeting with Wikileaks founder Julian Assange and a pending de-brief of the meeting Dana is arranging with President Trump.
We’ve talked about Dana Rohrabacher, the good congressman representing Moscow, quite a bit lately. He’s kind of a weird wang-like offshoot of the larger Trump-Russia investigation, because of how he so obviously is working for Russia. (He used to work for the Taliban, no, for real, but he switched parties.) He wants to get rid of all the sanctions on Russia, just like Donald Trump and that Russian lady lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya, who met with Trump’s unfortunately shaped first son at Trump Tower.
We also knew Rohrabacher would probably be doing a “rendezvous” with Donald Trump sometime soon, so he could whisper Julian Assange’s sweet secrets directly into Donald Trump’s B-hole. A couple weeks ago, news broke that AWARD-WINNING JOURNALIST Chuck C. Johnson had arranged a lovers’ weekend for Rohrabacher and WikiLeaks troll Julian Assange at the Ecuadorian embassy, ostensibly because Rohrabacher wants to make some sort of deal to get Trump to pardon Assange for his many crimes against the United States, instead of locking him up forever like he deserves.