With WonderCon returning to the Anaheim Convention Center in 2017, we’re happy to spoil a major motion picture that will make its debut at the pop culture convention — “The Wrath of Pandaman.” Conceptual art for the movie poster has been leaked to TheLiberalOC and we offer it above.
Mild-mannered blogger Reg Diiamond seasons his vegetarian meal with salt derived from the desalinated water from the Poseidon Plant in Huntington Beach triggering a mutation that turns him into — Pandaman! Part-man, Mostly Panda. And of Pandaman’s full day, only 30 minutes are dedicated to blogging vicious attacks against the DPOC Chair and select members of the Central Committee who won’t abide by Diiamond’s wishes.
Pandaman poses a threat to Orange County Democrats, but only for 30 minutes a day. Pandaman spends half of every day eating and searching for food. According to National Geographic, “….The giant panda has an insatiable appetite for bamboo. A typical animal eats half the day—a full 12 out of every 24 hours—and relieves itself dozens of times a day. It takes 28 pounds (12.5 kilograms) of bamboo to satisfy a giant panda’s daily dietary needs, and it hungrily plucks the stalks with elongated wrist bones that function rather like thumbs. Pandas will sometimes eat birds or rodents as well.”
Pandaman’s low energy and slow movements (only the three-toed sloth and Australian rock rat move slower) and smaller sized brain compared to other similarly sized mammals make him no match for fleet footed Democrats.
The film is not yet cast and shooting begins this summer. “Pandaman!” makes its debut next year at WonderCon.
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