Tea Party Whack Jobs Send Me Mail

I’m on some conservative mailing list.  It’s happened before.  One of my co-workers once registered me for membership in the Republican National Committee as a joke and it was the source of lots of entertainment during the Bush years.  And suddenly, it’s Deja Vu all over again.

Check out the contents of an email from the Tea Party patriots and the text of a web page it led me too.  And please remember, you can buy tin foil in bulk at Costco.


Please see the message below from our friends at SURVIVALLIFE.COM.
We appreciate your support.      – Minuteman Project

Dear Patriot,

What Obama and the media are saying about gun control is flat out wrong – and if you don’t wake up and do something about it, you’re going to end up unarmed.

Click here to see for yourself.

The government’s whole case for gun control and weapons bans is based on the fact that most Americans don’t understand what the Second Amendment is really about. Blame a lousy educational system, blame years of propaganda and mainstream media bias…

Point that finger all you want. Just make sure you’re not setting yourself up to be defenseless…

Click here to protect your rights!

Look, our Founding Fathers were Revolutionary War veterans who meant for the general public to stay armed to the teeth.

They knew the only way this nation was going to survive was if Americans lived with guns at the ready to fight off invaders, tyrants, and even their own government if necessary.

That day may be coming again – but the day the government tries to take your guns away will come a lot sooner.


Remember, we’re all in this together!

‘Above Average’ Joe
Survival Life

P.S. Time is limited. They are moving to take your guns as you read this…
Don’t let them steal your last line of defense. Read this now:





and here’s the web page:


ATTENTION: Responsible Americans who love and protect their family…

Amazing New Report Reveals the Ultimate Way to Protect Your 2nd Amendment Right to Keep and Bear Arms – so that You Can ALWAYS be Ready to Defend Yourself, the Innocent & Your Loved Ones…

February 5, 2013


From: Survival Life

Re: Why you MUST hide your guns to survive.

Dear Friend,

Did you know that Hitler staged terrorist attacks on his own people years before the start of WWII?

Why do you think he would do something like that?

Yes, he was obviously a mad man, but his reasons were more strategic (and frightening) than you might realize.

You see, Hitler knew that a scared populus could be tricked into believing there was a need for radical military action…

And what happened next is…well…history. A sad, horrible history.

Frightened Victims Were Led To Their Deaths While Their Fellow Citizens Stood By Defenselessly…

…While One Right After Another Was Stripped Away

There’s been a lot of fear-filled news on the TV for several years now, and I for one don’t believe it’s an accident…

You and I both know that if certain powerful members of our society have their way – they will strip away your right to bear arms. (They know they can’t have total control until they disarm the citizenry…)

And sadly, with tragedies like the Gabby Giffords shooting and the movie theater massacre in Aurora, Colorado…

…you better believe they are going to use these horrible incidents to further their own agendas.

So let me ask you a very serious question:

What will you do if they pass a law that takes away your guns?

Do you know how to make your guns invisible to ANYONE who doesn’t know exactly where to look for them?

Probably not… you’re not alone…

But It’s Possible to Have Your Guns Within Easy Reach – But Invisible to Other Eyes…

It’s not your fault – you’ve been lulled to sleep in a society where police, security and regulatory officers will all keep you safe from the bad guys – but certain influential people want to take away your guns…

And let’s not forget about the rise in break-ins nationwide as the recession drives people to extremes…

But you can hide your guns where no thief, bandit or anybody else will ever find them – but where you can get to them fast if you need to…

But you MUST take action today because – after your guns are taken from you – you will never get them back..

And when it’s this easy to stop that from happening – being un-prepared is simply irresponsible…

And THAT Could Cost You Your Life

So – whose job is it to protect your family?

Our founding fathers were willing to fight and die for our right to bear arms – because they knew armed citizens were the the ONLY real protection against domestic tyranny – and if you do nothing that right will be taken away…

It’s easy for you to protect your rights – you just need a little guidance…

But there’s almost NO good information out there on how to hide your guns – so if you’re in the dark about all this…

That’s OK. This is what I do, so help is on the way.

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  • Why you need to hide your guns
  • The worst places to keep your guns because they are the first places others will look
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Sure I’ve got 25 years experience being prepared for trouble – but I still consulted EVERYBODY that I knew who knows a lot about hiding your guns, read everything available on the subject of “how to hide your guns” and then added my own personal experiences to develop this system…

Don’t let the size (Just 15 pages) fool you. Over 100 hours of research went into this project.

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  • You are able to help others if needed…

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  10 comments for “Tea Party Whack Jobs Send Me Mail

  1. junior
    February 5, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    $7 sounds like a bargain …..

  2. Henry Gattis
    February 5, 2013 at 10:47 pm

    Art the blogger issued a challenge to residents to videotape Santa Ana Councilmembers getting drunk. How about you issue a challenge to Santa Ana residents to catch Art the blogger soliciting a Trannie hooker

    • February 6, 2013 at 1:01 pm

      Very stalker-like behavior. I read this post after this came in and will note he makes a comment about the “porn music” in Martinez’s videos. Well, he would know. Adn there are always references to “porn-staches” if someone has facial hair. Tell me Henry, how much porn do you think he watches regularly?

    • Henry Gattis
      February 6, 2013 at 1:32 pm

      Wow, That’s a good one Lomeli.

      You know, you guys keep bashing Pedroza but, he’s like that girl with two heads on TV, you just can’t stop looking!

      Besides, I don’t think you’ll find much sympathy here for your Council majority led by Michele Martinez, few picked her apart better than these guys here. Unless they’ve changed their tune.

      Searching For That Sunshine…………


      • February 6, 2013 at 1:51 pm

        uh, the council majority is led my Mayor Pro Tem Tinajero if I’m not mistaken.

        don’t you find the stalking of council members creepy?

      • February 6, 2013 at 2:13 pm

        Oh Henry, the other Henry Gattis commenting isn’t Dr. Lomeli who always posts here under his name. I find it interesting when I speak with elected officials in Santa Ana or members of city staff who read the blogs, they ask me “who is Henry Gattis?” I’ve said he’s a longtime city activist or so he says. No one has ever heard of you or knows who you are. But that said, Dr. Lomeli owns property in Santa Ana and runs a business from the city. What he says matters. What you say doesn’t.

  3. RHackett
    February 6, 2013 at 8:17 am

    I love this statement:

    “Look, our Founding Fathers were Revolutionary War veterans who meant for the general public to stay armed to the teeth.”

    The individual(s) who wrote this can most certainly blame a poor education system or themselves for being uninformed. Many citizens of that era were prevented from owning firearms.

    Amongst them being slaves, freed blacks, and even colonials who had now sworn allegiance to the Republic.

    Many of the Founding Fathers did indeed know quite a bit about tyranny. They were many slave owners amongst them. It doesn’t get more tyrannical than that.

    I love how everyday one can read conservatives claiming the government is inept, incompetent, inefficient or any combination of the three. Yet that same government is going to execute the enslavement and seizure of all weapons with the precision of a Swiss chronometer.

    This type of doom and gloom rhetoric is nothing new. It’s been around since I can remember back in the JFK days.

  4. NotPedrozasPRFirm
    February 6, 2013 at 6:56 pm

    Did you guys like Pedroza’s grab for attention. Putting up signs all over town that his dog was lost so he could blame it on others? Such a cry for attention. Can I put up signs of him all over town to say someone lost their pig? Is it true he’ll appear in the Muir Elementary production of Austin Powers. Art will play Fat Bastard.

  5. FakeHenryGattis
    February 7, 2013 at 11:33 am

    I’m posting this from the FedEx facility on Main Street. Hahahahahaha

  6. NotPedrozasPRFirm
    February 7, 2013 at 4:49 pm

    Isn’t that in walking distance of Pedroza’s house? And cheating Chris Leo can walk there from St. Joseph’s. so glad Martinez honored Leo for his work against childhood obesity when he’s clearly lost his battle with adult obesity

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