Vampires at Fox News?


It’s season 4 of the hit HBO Series True Blood and last Sunday’s episode had a fun dig at Fox News.  Watch this YouTube link and listen as Stephen Moyer’s “Bill Compton” talk about Vampire History and how they infiltrate systems of power.  He cites the Catholic Church in the middle ages and Google and Fox News today.

The dialogue goes like this:

“Vampires have often found it advantageous to maintain a hidden presence in humanity’s most powerful institutions. In the 1600s, it was the Catholic church, and today, as you all know, it’s Google, Fox News…”

And this explains why you never see Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hanity or Roger Ailes out in the sunlight.  I always thought of Sean Hannity as a bloodsucker, and HBO offered proof.  Them I found this pic of Bill O’Reilly….

My advice, Holy Water, a wooden stake, and silver chains the next time they venture to the Nixon Library for a book signing.