Tom DeLay Joins the Cast of “Dancing with the Stars”

Well, now Tucker Carlson is no longer the crappiest contestant on “Dancing with the Stars.”

Former GOP House majority leader Tom DeLay, the poster by for abusive excessiveness during the Bush years, is slotted to be a contestant on the popular TV program, “Dancing with the Stars.”  I pity “Drunky McPukeshoes” partner (it’s a long way to go for a Stephanie Miller Show reference but toitally worth it).