News Roundup for May 5

White trash jugs for Jesus: Tthe National Organization for Marriage (NOM) considers a bleached blonde 21-year-old girl with artificially augmented breasts who’s apparently never had a serious long-term relationship in her life to be the ideal spokesmodel for their cause.”

Sarah Palin, booth babe: “If you can imagine the part of a parade with the Shriners in fezzes driving miniature cars, that’s the National Council for a New America — except instead of fezzes it’s ignominy, and also ignominy instead of miniature cars.”

The fear factor: “The right-wing noise machine spent the week misinforming the public with paranoid theories about the [swine flu] virus.”

As non-existent swine hysteria distracts nation, bankers triumph: “The death of the bankruptcy reform measure — which would have allowed a small number of homeowners who met strict conditions to renegotiate mortgages under bankruptcy protection — is a major tactical win for the banking industry.”

We’re shocked. Shocked, we tell you: “Media Matters has documented numerous examples of Fox News hosts and correspondents cropping comments by progressives and Democratic political figures in a manner that misrepresents them.”

  1 comment for “News Roundup for May 5

  1. junior
    May 5, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    “Media Matters has documented numerous examples of Fox News hosts and correspondents cropping comments by progressives and Democratic political figures in a manner that misrepresents them.”

    One could fill a library with the misrepresentations of the main scream liberal media.

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