What do you do with a celebutard whose openly plotting the secession of a US State? Well, Chuck Norris is openly admitting to conspiring to overthrow the democratically elected government Texas by use of force. As if that wasn’t bad enough he makes the incredulous claim that “thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation“. What in the heck does that even mean? That there are THOUSANDS of cells of heavily armed men waiting in the shadows for some signal that will instigate aÂ ultra right, violent, armed uprising? Sure Chuck. Perhaps there’s something to keeping Gitmo open after all?