Palin Replaced by Startled Deer

Hoofed Running Mate Could be Game-changer

Bucky the Red DeerWith less than a week to go before the crucial vice-presidential debate, GOP presidential nominee John McCain announced today that he was replacing his running mate, Alaska governor Sarah Palin, with a startled deer.

According to campaign insiders, the decision to select a hoofed mammal to replace Gov. Palin evolved after Sen. McCain watched his running mate’s performance in a series of interviews with CBS’s Katie Couric.

“Good Lord, a startled deer could do better than that,” Sen. McCain reportedly said, prompting his aides to draw up a shortlist of startled deer.

Read the rest at The Borowitz Report

  3 comments for “Palin Replaced by Startled Deer

  1. jose s.
    September 28, 2008 at 11:26 pm

    what a lame post.

  2. September 28, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    Glad you liked it Jose.

  3. jose s.
    September 29, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    chris, you should stick to exploiting the homeless so your buddy dan can come save you again.

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