HT to Lita Robinow for forwarding this funny little test.
If you’re a minority and you’re selected for a job over more qualified candidates you’re a “token hire.”Â Â If you’re a conservative and you’re selected for a Â job over more qualified Â candidates you’re a “game changer.”
Black teen pregnancies? A “crisis” in black Â America.
White teen pregnancies? A “blessed event.”
If you grow up in Hawaii you’re “exotic.”
Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the Â quintessential “American Â story.”
Similarly, if you name your kid Barack you’re Â “unpatriotic.”
Name your kid Track, you’re “colorful.”
If you’re a Democrat and you make a VP pick without Â fully vetting the individual you’re “reckless.” Â A Republican who doesn’t fully vet is a”maverick.”
If you spend 3 years as a community organizer growing your organization from Â a staff of 1 to 13 and your budget from $70,000 to $400,000, then become the Â first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a Â voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new African Amerian voters, Â spend 12 years as a Â Constitutional Law professor, then spend nearly 8 more Â years as a State Â Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, Â becoming chairman Â of the state Senate’s Health and Human Services Â committee, then spend nearly Â 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of Â nearly 13 million people, sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Â Foreign Affairs, Â Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs Â committees, you are Â woefully inexperienced.Â Â If you spend 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the Â mayor of a town Â with less than 7,000 people, then spend 20 months as the
governor of a state with 650,000 people, then you’ve got the most executive Â experience of anyone Â on either ticket, are the Commander in Chief of the Alaska Â military and are Â well qualified to lead the nation should you be called upon Â to do so because Â your state is the closest state to Russia.
If you are a Democratic male candidate who is popular with millions of people you are an “arrogant celebrity”. If you are a popular Republican female candidate you are “energizing the base”.
If you are a younger male candidate who thinks for himself and makes his own Â decisions you are “presumptuous”.
If you are an older male candidate who makes last minute decisions you Â refuse to explain, you are a “shoot from the hip” maverick.
If you are a candidate with a Harvard law degree you are Â “an elitist-out of Â touch” with the real America.
if you are a legacy (dad and granddad were admirals) graduate of Annapolis, Â with multiple disciplinary infractions you are a hero.
If you manage a multi-million dollar nationwide campaign, Â you are an “empty suit”.
If you are a part time mayor of a town of 7000 people, you Â are an “experienced executive”.
If you go to a south side Chicago church, your beliefs are “extremist”.
If you believe in creationism and don’t believe global Â warming is man made, Â you are “strongly principled”.
If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and Â left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, Â you’re a Christian.Â If you have been married to the same woman with whom
you’ve been wed to for Â 19 years and raising 2 beautiful daughters with, you’re Â “risky”.
If you’re a black single mother of 4 who waits for 22 Â hours after her water Â breaks to seek medical attention, you’re an Â irresponsible parent, endangering the life of your unborn child.Â But if you’re a white married mother who waits 22 Â hours, you’re spunky.
If you’re a 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton, the right-wing Â press calls you Â “First dog.”
If you’re a 17-year old pregnant unwed daughter of a Republican, the right-wing press calls you “beautiful” and “courageous.”
If you kill an endangered species, you’re an excellent hunter.
If you have an abortion, you’re not a Christian, you’re a Â murderer ( forget about if it happen while being date rapedâ€¦)
If you teach abstinence only in sex education, you get teen Â parents.
If you teach responsible age appropriate sex education,
including the proper Â use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.