Sex Scandal Stars Cosponsor “Defense of Marriage” Amendment

David Vitter, Republican Senator from Louisiana and customer of whores (actual whores, not just people who trade non-sexual favors for money), and Larry Craig, Republican Senator from Idaho and renowned bathroom tap dancer, are among 8 cosponsors of a proposed Constitutional amendment declaring that marriage shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman.

Here’s the text of the proposed amendment:

Section 1. This article may be cited as the Marriage Protection Amendment.

Section 2. Marriage in the United States shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman. Neither this Constitution, nor the constitution of any State, shall be construed to require that being married should restrict any man or woman from having carnal relations with a person other than his or her spouse.

Section 3. All marriages between a man and a woman are hereby protected from any harm that might result from violence or sexual abuse upon the other marriage partner, neglect or abandonment of the other partner, alcohol or drug abuse by the other partner, the participation of any party in solicitation of prostitution, or any criminal behavior by any party.

Section 4. No married man or woman shall be required to admit having participated in carnal relations outside of that marriage if such act should later be discovered and reported to the public, nor shall the other marriage partner be required to feign a supportive countenance during any public appearance.

Just kidding. You can read the actual text here.

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  1 comment for “Sex Scandal Stars Cosponsor “Defense of Marriage” Amendment

  1. July 4, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    The hypocrisy is stupefying.

    Once again, truth is stranger than fiction.

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