Late Night Humor

nocountry.jpg “But John McCain, here’s what he likes to do on the weekends. He sits on the porch in front of the house looking for out-of-state license plates.” –David Letterman

“The latest Bloomberg poll shows Obama has a 15-point lead over John McCain. That’s a big lead. He leads in men and in women and with young people, minorities. I think the only place that McCain is beating Obama is in calcium deposits right now.” –Jimmy Kimmel

“John McCain and Barack Obama have both laid out their energy plans. Obama wants enough ‘green’ energy to power the entire U.S. economy, and McCain just wants enough energy to stay up past nine o’clock.” –Craig Ferguson

[H/T to Chris Roa for the picture and to Bob Jellison for the quotes]

  2 comments for “Late Night Humor

  1. July 3, 2008 at 11:40 am

    I should have had that copyrighted when I had the chance.

  2. July 3, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    Where are all our rightwing friends with some jokes about Obama (my anti-spam word) to balance things off? I can’t think of any. Tardif? Jubal? Gordon?

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