Attention NSA, FBI and CIA

…and any other branch of the Federal Government monitoring my email, phone calls and Internet activity.  The web order I placed today for three Soviet replica flags is for a school project my son is doing.  His sophomore Social Studies class is studying the Cold War and he is to play the role of USSR Secretary Nikita Khrushchev.

We have been watching old TV footage, practicing banging his shoe on the podium screaming, “I will bury you…” and practicing an accent that sounds like someone is plotting “big trouble for Moose and Squirrel.”  We also enjoyed watching “13 Days,” “The Missiles of October” and “Goodnight and Good Luck.”

So when you add my web order for those replica Soviet Flags to my file, please print out this note and include it, least a modern day Joe McCarthy call me before the Senate to ask about my communist sympathies. I’m sure this order is all the proof Shawn and Michelle Steele need that Liberals are Communists.