Hillary Schedules Official Crying Jag for South Carolina Launches Ã¢â‚¬ËœSniffling TourÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ Before SuperDuper Tuesday.
Saying that she has learned valuable lessons from her victory in the New Hampshire primary, Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) today announced that she was scheduling an official crying jag for the eve of the South Carolina primary on January 26.
Speaking to reporters in Las Vegas this morning, her eyes noticeably watery, Mrs. Clinton said that her election eve crying jag would be scheduled for 4 PM EST on January 25.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m going to be crying so much youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re going to think IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m Anderson Cooper,Ã¢â‚¬Â she wept.
Thank you Andy Borowitz for brightening my day. Read the rest HERE.