Not so much Ã¢â‚¬Å“feelingÃ¢â‚¬Â the holidays this year? Prefer to stay numb to all that hustle and bustle, that popcorn garland and choo-choo train business? Hate getting gifts and want it to be 2007, like, tomorrow? Complain no more: just shut up and drink, already. Look, no one loves everything about the holidays, but alcohol does wonders when it comes to sprucing up the world around you. Everything sucks less when youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re plastered, and to help get youÃ¢â‚¬â€and keep youÃ¢â‚¬â€that way, I consulted Johnny Sampson, a bartender at Memphis Santora in Santa Ana. Read on for his snockered solutions to the most nightmarish of holiday circumstances.
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