Day 35: The Empire still has the computer

A long time ago… (35 days to be exact) 

Darth NorbyIn a galaxy not too far away, the Empire was threatened by a rebel from within who dared speak ill of the dark lord Darth Norby.

In their quest for retribution, and with hopes of making an example out of the dissident Jedi named Chris, Imperial agents seized his work computer R2 Unit in an attempt to find something to use against him. 

The competence of the imperial forces is supreme, yet they still cannot decide what to do and although they have no need of it, they have yet to return the computer R2 Unit to the Jedi Chris. 


Master Yoda asks: “Why when nothing of value they find, do the computer Unit R2 they still keep?  Why have not they determined what to do, when the truth of their error they must know? Beware the dark side of the force you should, confusion and inaction causes the dark side; fear of truth it brings.”

The Jedi is puzzled for a moment and remembers a lesson Yoda taught;

“Three things cannot be long hidden:
the sun, the moon, and the truth.”

Jedi Chris


  1 comment for “Day 35: The Empire still has the computer

  1. Chris Norbie
    December 1, 2006 at 4:27 pm

    How the hell can you still be posting from work without a computer?

    Do you just think this stuff onto the Web?

    If I promise to give your computer back, do you promise to just sit quietly and play video games and go to online gambling site like the rest of us?

    I hardly ever hear Carlos Bustamante make a peep in his office.

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