So, Republican Bob Ney is forced to resign after taking bribes from lobbyist Jack Abramoff. His excuse: I am an alcoholic and will seek rehab.
Now, Republican Mark Foley is caught soliciting 16 year-old male pages for sexual exploits. Now, he is checking into rehab and is stating that he isn’t a pedophile but an alcoholic.
I didn’t know that the members of the “Family Values” party hit the sauce so hard. Maybe that explains their Iraq exit strategy as well.