I just got this email from Ryan Gene WilliamsÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ appendix:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
July 20, 2006
Contact: Ryan Gene WilliamsÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ Appendix
WilliamsÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ Appendix Calls for Immediate Withdraw From Republican Body
In what could be considered a blow for the State Assembly Candidate Ryan Gene Williams, RyanÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s appendix has called for an immediate withdraw from the RepublicanÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s body. Williams is running for the 69th State Assembly seat against Jose Solorio.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“I know that some people are calling Ryan a moderate,Ã¢â‚¬Â said RyanÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s appendix today in a press conference held in downtown Santa Ana. Ã¢â‚¬Å“But itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s really hard to follow the GOP reasoning. I mean, come on! How can you believe that the 8 years of prosperity our country witnessed in the late 90s was Reagan and BushÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s doing, but todayÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s gasoline prices are ClintonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s fault?Ã¢â‚¬Â
RyanÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s appendix demanded to be removed from RyanÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s body. Ã¢â‚¬Å“IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve already gotten big and red,Ã¢â‚¬Â said the appendix. Ã¢â‚¬Å“If you refuse to remove me, I will burst. YouÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re likely to get a serious infection or maybe even die.Ã¢â‚¬Â
Joking aside, Ryan Gene Williams is being treated for appendicitis this morning. HeÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s expected to recover. Best wishes to him and his liberal appendix.